00:12:05 *** Amnesthesia has quit (Input/output error) 00:53:37 *** skill3r (skill3r@developers.developers.developers) has joined #crytocc 01:41:25 *** lysobit has quit (nexus.cryto.net sputnik.cryto.net) 01:42:13 *** SpaghettiCode has quit (haless.cryto.net nexus.cryto.net) 01:53:25 *** wh1t3r4bb1t (antarctica@cryto-497FB66D.direcpc.com) has joined #crytocc 01:54:08 sup 01:54:18 trolling on anonops 01:54:19 :) 01:54:21 hbu 01:54:51 what are the pros and cons of globalizing my error handler class? 01:55:05 pros: nothing, cons: everything 01:55:05 ;) 01:55:06 lol funny 01:55:15 Im pluggin at this code 01:55:49 horrible fucking idea of me 01:56:00 to put this in a bufferedreader before coverting into array 01:56:01 -,- 01:56:52 So I need to stop being lazy and instantiate my classes every time need them 01:57:19 yes 01:57:33 just make an autoloader 01:57:33 when you need it, call it 01:57:43 It just sucks to have to write $blah = new blah() before I use it haha 01:58:17 Lmfao I got it even easier for my programming 01:58:46 I wish I could always just be like $homie->kill->idiots and omit the creation of $homie >.< 01:58:58 $c->gm('modulename'); $c->moduleiwant->{method}; 01:59:08 Hmmm 01:59:20 do you not know how to do that...? 01:59:37 Been reading about that today 01:59:54 sec ill write poc 02:00:45 class C { private static $inst; public function __construct(){ self::$inst =& $this; $this->get = new GetModule; } public static function &get_inst() { return self::$inst; } } 02:00:46 I'm a kid from the school of shit tier programming who is migrating directly to god tier and it's the most awesome challenge ever. 02:01:13 now in the autoloader, create the controller 02:01:24 in your file you simply do $this->get('modulename'); 02:01:33 you'd have to write a class for get though. gimmie sec 02:02:41 class GetModule() { function __construct(){ } public function loadModule($name) { if(file_exists([..].$name) { require[...]; parent::$this->name = new $name; } } } 02:02:48 instead of parent you can do $this->name = new $name; 02:02:57 however you'd have to do $this->get->$name->{method} 02:03:42 then if it pisses off like a little bitch, function __get($key) { $fw =& Controller::get_inst(); return $fw->$key; } 02:06:56 *** LastOneStanding has quit (Connection reset by peer) 02:07:17 Do you understand? 02:08:41 *** LastOneStanding (lalalala@5C0B2CEF.B458528D.147E7205.IP) has joined #crytocc 02:10:26 Uhm... Kinda 02:10:41 what don't u understand? 02:11:58 *** LastOneStanding has quit (Connection reset by peer) 02:12:23 *** LastOneStanding (lalalala@5C0B2CEF.B458528D.147E7205.IP) has joined #crytocc 02:12:38 Seems like $this = new this(); not so bad now haha 02:12:50 lmfao 02:13:03 Unless wait.... I think I'm already doing that with my db class 02:13:13 let me go look 02:13:56 Basically that example above 02:13:58 *** SpaghettiCode (pasta@code.bonanza) has joined #crytocc 02:13:58 *** lysobit (musalbas@localhost) has joined #crytocc 02:14:01 to load a module you'd do 02:14:14 $this->get->loadModule('test.mod'); 02:14:36 $this->get->test.mod (no . but for this proof-of-concept its ok)->{method} 02:14:49 or $this->$modName(test.mod)->{method} 02:14:53 depends which route you want 02:16:25 Ok but isn't it easier to just add a function to my class file that returns the class object and then do $this = this(); 02:16:39 Not really. 02:16:54 it works form anywhere in the script as long as that class has been loaded already 02:17:03 Personally I prefer the model-view-controller method for framework development 02:17:07 which is where that comes from 02:17:15 the controller is the base, then a submethod called get is called 02:17:25 then a sub-sub method is called which is loadModule 02:17:28 THen I do $this->method(args) 02:17:49 Personally I prefer it with a MVC-style, it's easier for another programmer to understand 02:18:00 Instead of a bunch of random half-assed coding includes 02:18:14 Hmm but scalability is the most important thing to me right now because I will have 10m people on this soon 02:18:29 *** van (van@cryto-1BC7DEDA.sw.res.rr.com) has joined #crytocc 02:18:44 personally, if a guy came up to me, asked me to review some shit and it was like function blablabla() { include 'database.php'; $database = new Database(); } 02:18:50 I'd already have issues with the code layout 02:19:16 wh1t3r4bb1t just take my suggest mate 02:20:05 I'm just getting to the point of realizing how what I am writing is directly effecting scalability. 02:20:42 Hence why a MVC is better. 02:20:42 It's easy to scale from. 02:21:04 Controller = brain, Model = handles all the PHP/logic, view = plain html/text 02:21:09 I am actually using MVC but I'm also converting a bunch of code I wrote while still in shit tier mode to this better MVC style 02:21:23 well, check out the PM I sent you 02:21:31 It's one of the best MVC's you could use at this time 02:21:36 Light-weight, easy to understand 02:22:23 For example, if you navigate to the Bootstrap, you'll see how the page is being worked. 02:22:53 I need to take a class on MVC so I can get the whole gist from beginning to end. 02:23:08 a class? lol 02:23:19 I've never taken one programming class in my entire life. 02:23:33 I've been learning it as I go which is fucked because I miss parts and am confuse till I readmoar 02:23:38 Self-teaching is the best way. No class will teach you anything better. 02:23:58 I don't get the handles part 02:23:59 The only way to succeed is with many failures. 02:24:30 Learn from your mistakes, improve on them. 02:25:25 So I get the controller and views part but not the model 02:25:33 SO, in this mate. 02:25:39 The view is just for the plain html/text. 02:25:48 No PHP (rather logic) should be done inside of it 02:26:09 I am almost convinced that the model is rubbish but that's my shit tier mentality not overcoming the hurdle 02:26:25 Dispite what you believe, it's not. 02:26:32 Is that the abstraction or wtf? 02:26:47 For example my view can have Hello 02:26:53 and how do we deterime data? from the model 02:27:10 in the model I'd do $data = array('name' => 'bob'); 02:27:23 since the view is being rendered last, it picks up on that $data array object and can use it. 02:27:30 *** van has quit (User quit: Leaving) 02:30:04 brb 02:30:37 nice, dukgo is down for maintenance so I don't have xmpp 02:30:39 derptastic 02:32:16 lol 02:33:50 and god damnit why is joepie gone 02:33:53 so much rage 02:34:00 he's like the only fucker I want to talk to 02:34:04 lol cuz he has a life... i think? 02:34:18 I guess I'll just tweet at him or something 02:35:27 lol 02:35:37 or you could troll bluevm support staff? 02:36:00 do I have to? 02:36:04 no 02:36:06 but its a good idea 02:36:09 I really want to implement a stupid idea 02:36:17 it's a great idea 02:36:19 but stupid 02:36:21 lol 02:36:33 hint: machine parseable citations 02:36:39 i wrote a irc bot last night that all it does is join irc servers and channels with tons of people 02:36:40 and trolls them 02:36:41 :) 02:36:50 thats worth the 30 minutes it toook 02:37:17 my teachers don't care which citation system I use, as long as I use the same one every time 02:37:27 so I figured I'd make one that is easily machine parseable 02:37:34 cool. 02:37:44 json citations anybody? no? damn! 02:38:11 I remember getting stupid questions in school like "Use the equation T = a + 2 * b + 3 * c + 4 * d / e 02:38:17 " 02:38:20 its like, lmfao, urhighright? 02:38:50 *** skill3r has quit (Ping timeout) 02:38:59 well color me impressed 02:39:05 dublincore has citation directives 02:39:21 I'm gonna need coffee to read that bitch though, damn 02:40:08 I'd say you're high, yeah, because there isn't even any calc in that. and you only have two types of operations to consider 02:40:09 it's a joke 02:40:30 Ok I see how you're doing it. I'm using a slightly different MVC style, or, am attempting to. There is absolutely no php allowed in my views as they are html files. The html file is read as a template for the display and the data is injected into it by replacing KEY_WORDS found in the view file. 02:41:20 ugh do I have to write this entire system 02:41:33 bibliographic markup system and example parser 02:41:35 So, should I be using the model to swap the KEY_WORDS for the data and the controler to etermine what is being displayed? 02:41:36 MORE WORK 02:41:37 UGH 03:36:14 have some music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tg6fWgICD0 03:44:55 *** cayce has quit (Ping timeout) 04:00:33 *** cayce (cayce@cayce.users.cryto) has joined #crytocc 04:05:31 http://starcasm.net/archives/215351 04:05:32 lol 04:08:34 I thought that was starscream 04:08:35 hahahaha 04:08:39 >can't read 04:08:42 lol 04:08:48 heres music for ya 04:08:48 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXYB5AzmUFk 04:08:57 *** LastOneStanding has quit (User quit: you guys, I'm going home.) 04:09:27 I was thinking 04:09:28 NP: [Mashur - Star Scream] [Star Scream] [244kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane 04:09:31 :P 04:09:53 sounds like hardstyle! 04:10:34 man, thanks for dropping me back into electronic music 04:11:31 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGhBOhCnx1I 04:11:32 coding music 80 gigs... 04:11:34 ^ that's my shit 04:11:42 *** skill3r (skill3r@developers.developers.developers) has joined #crytocc 04:11:48 THAT is my electronic music 04:11:50 :3 04:12:06 haha what 04:12:10 why is there a hole in my hand 04:12:15 * cayce fixes 04:14:21 MMM 04:14:22 FUCK 04:14:28 M&Ms 04:14:41 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KESaPHYzQo 04:14:46 no 04:14:47 THIS SHIT 04:14:49 aaaaaaah 04:14:51 so sexy 04:14:53 you already linked that 04:14:56 nope 04:15:06 mescaline is not hashish 04:15:07 ooo 04:15:12 guitars! 04:15:34 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i8NUfl7tW4&feature=share&list=FLpt58itFlT_TAIRw7IDtBww 04:15:34 so much sex in flac 04:15:36 NP: [1200 Micrograms - Mescaline] [1200 Micrograms] [904kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane 04:15:53 and then... zang! 04:16:04 OOOOY WANKER! 04:16:24 this kind of music is also dangerous when I'm riding my bike 04:16:38 because I try to match the music... and injure myself 04:16:50 did it once, though 04:16:53 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdyHXj6h_PE 04:16:57 watch that ^ 04:17:04 5.6 miles in 16 minutes 04:17:13 I do not recommend that pace 04:17:15 just sayin' 04:17:43 mescaline is dangerous when you ride your bike like cycle or moter? :P 04:18:48 you catch that cayce? 04:18:58 catch? 04:19:07 I'm watching your weird rap music 04:19:31 lol I don't understand it i like the beat 04:19:43 ahhhh :D 04:20:02 *** aLLamoox has quit (Ping timeout) 04:20:29 i normally tune off tone turn of bass 04:22:19 mmm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LN7W3EtRMg 04:22:27 hate the rest of that cd, but that song is good 04:29:23 saintanic music? :P 04:29:38 satanic music* 04:30:09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_recmJrY5Y 04:31:03 why did you type the same thing twice 04:31:19 fixed my spelling 04:31:20 one of them had an asterisk, though, so I guess it wasn't exactly the same 04:33:11 ahhhhhh here we fucking go 04:33:11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ui0TiehuxU 04:34:59 nice i like that one gotta save that :D 04:35:04 you like dub? 04:36:48 dunno 04:36:50 wassat 04:36:54 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bioYs6oAD8g 04:37:05 kinda like that just he explains what hes doin 04:37:30 if you like that ill send you another guy who is really good big in us 04:40:07 I like it yeah 04:40:41 awh wait is he gonna start speaking 04:40:42 ugh 04:41:05 yeah i hate that hes really good but he talks alot lol 04:41:33 he's tolerable 04:41:47 some of the other music I've heard like this the singers are intolerable 04:42:07 his voice is okay, they usually just rage and scream and can't hold a tune if I had a gun to their head 04:42:17 lol 04:42:37 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=344OpaQCAQI&list=RD028g1vEXz5BvA 04:42:58 this guy you might want to skip a few second ahead his music is pretty good 04:45:19 it's fun :D 04:47:31 You know how I show dominance? 04:48:03 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHd40RuWPKI 04:48:29 I em right in the face. 04:48:37 by ripping off your vagina and beating people with it? 04:48:38 like this whiterabbit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSKBoO5hBHk 04:48:39 *fuck em 04:48:57 With my vagoo yes 04:49:03 * cayce dances 04:49:04 Cayce lol what is this?! 04:49:05 Vagoo face fuck 04:49:18 tommykaine:) amazing, that's what it is 04:49:36 1940s music! 04:49:41 I like to think of it as old spirited new music 04:49:52 the beat pattern is, yes 04:49:55 and some of the samples 04:50:48 oh that reminds me 04:51:02 turn of your music 04:51:02 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyfCTZB6Nrk 04:51:04 sound 04:51:09 up lol 04:52:23 It's good too! 04:52:35 do you think these two songs exclude one another? 04:52:48 what you mean? 04:53:11 Usually people link me old slow music like this as "shut up newbie, this is what real music is" 04:53:25 it sounded like that's what you meant >< 04:54:22 ooo no shareing you more music. I think you live in a diffrent country so im showing you my feel of oldie music 04:54:47 if I gather correctly, we live in the same country 04:55:01 where do you live? 04:55:14 jane lives in hell 04:55:17 *** skill3r has quit (Ping timeout) 04:55:25 lol 04:55:38 I mean Australia 04:56:39 not particularly hellish, nor astray-lya 04:56:39 or as we here in antarctica refer to as Asstrailya 04:56:57 I'm in merica! 04:57:27 muricans are so potato 04:57:45 potato po tato 04:57:46 tommykaine:) no shit, I'd have never guessed :P 04:57:53 lol 04:58:14 you as well than? 04:58:19 yep 04:58:26 ahh you never know on here! 04:58:51 their last president could barely count to g. only because his first name started with that number 04:59:16 meh, he had a very good vice president 04:59:35 lmfao 04:59:42 vice are always good not the prime member of the house 05:00:41 YES 05:01:02 doesn't matter where you are from in about 48 months the whole world will be governed by the same party. 05:01:22 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0KWyWwVp0E 05:01:24 bam! 05:01:28 Well it mostlt is now but they are just going to announce the merger to the public ;) 05:01:30 or, boum! 05:01:52 yeah obama going to take over 05:04:59 NP: [Imagine Dragons - Radioactive] [Night Visions] [986kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane 05:05:15 I really wish someone would remaster this song 05:05:21 it has so much potential just squandered 05:08:22 ill have to look that one up, anyhow i gotta head off nap time :P 05:08:27 take it easy guys 05:11:28 night 05:14:32 *** foolex has quit (Ping timeout) 05:18:12 *** foolex (foolex@5D6B0912.EC145393.9A74EEF1.IP) has joined #crytocc 05:23:22 oh god why 05:23:28 brazilians are coming out to me 05:23:29 why 05:23:35 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7r3EL-bzs8 05:23:57 "Unless the next words are 'Can I stick my dick in your ass?' I don't give a fuck 05:24:09 free anal 05:24:25 not overly interested 05:24:31 Can I stick my dick in your ass? 05:24:32 the free part concerns me 05:24:41 nothing costs nothing :P 05:25:01 * x slips my dick in both ur asses n e way 05:25:09 <3 05:25:20 The faggotry 05:25:25 lol 05:25:28 omw >.< 05:25:30 faggot tree? where? 05:25:37 I want a faggot tree 05:25:51 they grow fruits 05:26:04 and nuts 05:26:21 which fall when wet 05:26:49 :p 05:27:11 Balls Deep III - The Search For Colon 05:27:38 Colon went deep sea diving 05:28:17 got the benz from surfacing too fast 05:28:40 now Colon shrivled up inside itself 05:28:48 k im done 05:30:13 i hope so 05:30:29 I find no reason for 4 levels in MVC 05:30:30 hot 05:30:39 making 5? 05:30:44 If I have a controler why the fuck tdo I need a router? 05:31:13 $reasons 05:31:13 if I have a router why the fuck to I need a controller? 05:31:24 middle men! 05:31:32 Fuck that 05:31:46 it's ignorant 05:32:24 I'm officially inventing RMV 05:32:27 You're just fessin' man, just fessin' 05:32:31 Routed Model Views 05:32:43 so an app server 05:32:45 :p 05:32:47 got it 05:33:58 So much better because you only need one router file BUT if you would like to be a complete assnugget you could break your router file up in to several files to further complicate shit 05:34:06 There now everyone can be happy 05:35:08 I win. Game over Call it a day and where's my fucking slippers? 05:35:14 ;) 06:08:53 cayce, Within Temptation has "Radioactive" on their late cover album (re:remaster) 06:34:53 *** x has quit (Input/output error) 07:26:56 *** joepie92 (joepie91@cryto-3E6002EF.direct-adsl.nl) has joined #crytocc 07:32:10 *** landrone has quit (Ping timeout) 07:33:03 Hello joepie92 07:33:15 If that's your real name. haha 07:50:15 ohai 07:50:18 *** joepie92 is now known as joepie91 08:05:04 *** pjtyler (pjtyler@cryto-877F24CC.us-west-1.compute.amazonaws.com) has joined #crytocc 08:06:26 *** pjtyler has quit (User quit: Connection closed) 08:22:05 *** aLLamox (aLLamox@398B0A86.F9399D25.E1DAE158.IP) has joined #crytocc 08:57:19 *** X (root@4E6EB0A4.6EAD44EB.EE7F2A74.IP) has joined #crytocc 09:27:49 *** foolex has quit (Client exited) 09:32:23 *** foolex (foolex@5D6B0912.EC145393.9A74EEF1.IP) has joined #crytocc 10:20:51 *** aLLamox has quit (User quit: ) 10:47:30 *** cayce has quit (Ping timeout) 11:06:53 *** cayce (cayce@cayce.users.cryto) has joined #crytocc 11:22:10 *** landrone (Adrian@cryto-812F49C0.carolina.res.rr.com) has joined #crytocc 11:48:51 joepie92 has been demoted 11:55:54 lol 11:55:55 joepie91: 23 Sep 15:44Z tell joepie91 that I have something to ask him when he comes online 12:01:16 *** X is now known as piebot91 12:03:01 Hmm, wonder what that could have been 12:03:04 I know 12:03:08 you are the father! 12:11:06 *** piebot91 is now known as joepie93 12:19:16 I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. 12:19:35 joepie93: you are the one that should accept an XMPP friend request 12:19:36 :P 12:20:32 I DID 12:20:40 not seeing you come online yet 12:20:42 Oh wow 12:20:44 You sent another one 12:20:56 sorry 12:27:31 *** Cryto541 (Cryto541@cryto-E2423847.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined #crytocc 12:29:30 loggy, pointer? 12:29:30 http://wire.cryto.net/logs/crytocc/2013-09-24#T12-29-30 12:29:58 joepie93 lelelele hai x 12:30:04 joepie91, got a second? 12:30:38 *** Cryto541 has quit (Ping timeout) 12:35:05 I am the real pai pai 12:40:16 * X is now known as piebot91 12:40:21 * piebot91 is now known as joepie93 12:40:47 *** tommykaineM (tommykaine@cryto-54263292.tmodns.net) has joined #crytocc 12:40:48 ;________; 12:40:56 ;) 12:40:56 All other pais are less real than I 12:41:10 omg hes alive! 12:41:31 *** Zoned is now known as xpie1337 12:41:32 <3 12:41:47 *** xpie1337 is now known as Zoned 12:41:57 <3 12:42:12 fucking stupid java 12:42:38 file contents to 2d array. 12:42:38 -,- 12:42:47 Make sure to use more binary in your code. Always helps me. 12:42:54 lol :) 12:43:20 its not that, its the fact I have to start at like line 8 in the file then proceed down and then convert to array 12:43:25 then I have to split the array 12:43:31 to run a math equation 12:45:30 binary extension 12:46:01 It's a stupid fucking math equation in this 12:46:27 L = a ( b / c ) + d * e / g - h * 2 12:47:45 >plz use brackets 12:48:21 lelelel <3 13:07:46 *** crytocc662 (crytocc662@cryto-1F485798.index.hu) has joined #crytocc 13:08:39 *** crytocc662 has quit (User quit: Page closed) 13:40:26 I just literally spent 5 minutes chopping off chunks of ice, with a knife, on the inside of our freezer 13:40:34 the door wouldn't close because of all the ice that had formed 13:40:35 wtf. 13:56:11 hahaha 13:56:55 freezer:1 joepie91: 0 14:06:17 cayce: yeah, pretty much 14:06:18 lol 14:09:11 NP: [Charles Trenet (w/Wal-Berg & His Orchestra) - Boum!] [The Electro Swing Revolution CD 2] [383kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane 14:22:16 *** mama has quit (Ping timeout) 14:25:19 *** mama (me@cryto-399FF2DF.ro1.torservers.net) has joined #crytocc 14:25:52 *** tommykaineM has quit (Ping timeout) 14:26:43 joepie91 sup? still online? 14:27:15 *** tommykaineM (tommykaine@cryto-54263292.tmodns.net) has joined #crytocc 14:59:57 *** joepie91 has quit (Ping timeout) 15:00:22 *** joepie91 (joepie91@cryto-3E6002EF.direct-adsl.nl) has joined #crytocc 15:11:12 o herr0 15:13:45 ohai 15:13:52 zxcvbnm, read about my fridge adventures? 15:17:01 you have a fridge now? 15:17:02 :P 15:17:26 your blog always disappears from my address bar. 15:18:37 o its not on your blog 15:26:02 zxcvbnm: lol 15:26:02 no 15:26:02 I just literally spent 5 minutes chopping off chunks of ice, with a knife, on the inside of our freezer 15:26:02 the door wouldn't close because of all the ice that had formed 15:26:02 wtf. 15:27:45 oh wow 15:27:55 a petition that's actually going to kinda sorta have some kind of effect: http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/blogs/tv-guy/os-disney-bob-iger-talks-to-fbn-on-tuesday-20130923,0,6916222.post 15:31:27 joepie91: i'd like to see video of you hacking away at ice w/ a knife :P 15:32:07 a petitio that does nothing? 15:34:53 *** ebola (ebola@ebola.users.cryto) has joined #crytocc 15:35:50 zxcvbnm: I'd imagine I would've looked quite stupid 15:35:50 but hey 15:35:55 I have to close that freezer *somehow* 15:37:50 lol 15:37:58 thats why I would've liked to have seen a video of it 15:40:09 zxcvbnm: oh well 15:40:16 there's always a video of me eating frikandellen! 15:41:41 http://www.tannr.com/herp-derp-youtube-comments/ 15:59:41 lol 16:12:54 *** mama has quit (Client exited) 16:17:31 i need that for my lady friend lol 16:17:42 *** mama (me@76FB8616.647B0DE2.6976A0E0.IP) has joined #crytocc 16:49:17 it's time for me to sleep 16:51:24 at like 5pm? 16:56:26 *** LastOneStanding (lalalala@5C0B2CEF.B458528D.147E7205.IP) has joined #crytocc 16:56:59 *** LastOneStanding has parted #crytocc (Leaving) 16:57:47 lysobit: 19:00 16:58:00