00:00:33 *** mama has quit (Client exited) 00:01:03 *** mama (me@cryto-666EB3B4.torproject.afo-tm.org) has joined #crytocc 00:06:27 crazy 00:06:33 google analytics is 50ms of a pageload 00:07:08 like, just the initialization and sending of the ping 00:07:40 my ga loads before loaded fires, but the object doesn't get created and no pageviews are sent until after loaded 00:08:03 galoaded: 48.13900002045557 00:08:25 milliseconds from loaded was fired until GA commands were done executing 00:42:51 *** crytocc886 (crytocc886@cryto-E74021AF.netrun.cytanet.com.cy) has joined #crytocc 00:50:14 *** crytocc886 has quit (Ping timeout) 00:54:17 dorotea: mmmm 00:58:25 cryto is silent those days 00:58:27 hm 01:03:57 you mean I'm the only one who speaks iceTwy 01:04:01 it's not silent :D 01:04:24 twitchyliquid64:) fastest I've seen it load so far is 28ms. that's SLOW. 01:05:04 *** Mindst0rmer (Mindst0rme@cryto-4905E939.us-west-1.compute.amazonaws.com) has joined #crytocc 01:06:25 *** Mindst0rmer has quit (User quit: Connection closed) 01:07:27 hot hot hot 01:07:37 I got ga to send only one beacon, and it has all the info in it 01:07:39 EXCELLENT 01:08:05 also, oh dear god 01:08:14 galoaded: 86.41200000420213 01:08:34 High-resolution user-perceived loading time: 235.5680000036955 and 01:08:38 galoaded: 111.79100000299513 01:08:59 I can't even 01:09:13 235ms for entire page load, and 50% extra for ga 01:09:16 what a shit 01:09:18 lol 01:09:45 that 111 is /after/ domcontentloaded or whatever has already fired 01:09:48 so you're saying google analytics is slowing down page loading 01:09:49 right 01:09:55 by a lot, yes 01:10:02 28-111ms 01:10:05 I wonder whether Piwik does 01:10:12 too 01:10:21 I'm using ga because piwik used to be absolutely atrocious 01:10:28 hmye 01:10:32 like 01:10:33 well ga is just so easy to use lol 01:10:53 it handed out the js/imgBeacon via hitting a .php script 01:10:59 you wanna talk about slow 01:11:29 I was spending 80-100ms just getting php's fat ass off the ground 01:11:48 admittedly this was on a pentium 3, but I hold everything to the standard of "does it work instantly on a p3?" 01:12:04 because I used a p3 for maaaaaaany years 01:12:20 dat 800mhz 01:12:38 now we'll see if timing data shows up 01:12:49 because I tried to making timing data work and now it doesn't 01:12:52 because lulz 01:14:30 cool 01:15:06 hmm 01:17:36 huh 01:17:49 firefox's galoaded takes 17ms 01:18:06 I bet the gadebug addon pretty-printing all the output slows the fuck out of it 01:18:48 HEH 01:19:13 bout to wrap everything in if's 01:20:44 lines and lines of code won't fire if they don't have timing api support 01:20:46 EXCELLENT 01:37:34 *** iceTwy has quit (Input/output error) 01:41:40 dorotea: what tool are you using to test this? 01:43:34 devtools 01:43:52 you have an entire toolkit built into your browser now, you should use them 01:44:16 staticsafe:) ^ 01:44:59 yeah, i know they exist, rarely use them though :p 01:45:12 you should use them 01:45:21 you can write an entire website in chrome's devtools 01:45:26 without leaving devtools 01:45:56 gonna be a somewhat simple site for now, but that's changing :) 01:46:55 you can debug frontend code on a phone by connecting it to a desktop chrome's devtools 01:47:09 so you're on the desktop, and you actually render and debug as the phone 01:51:04 * dorotea wishes ga would send timing info 02:02:44 Yes finally found a Irvine app that support password to login to GMC 02:03:10 my chrome profile seems to be fucked 02:03:24 getting really weird issues with extensions and webpages 02:10:40 That's why I use Firefox 02:16:04 04FichteFoll made 2 commit(s) to 03package_control_channel on branch 10master: '02Add HOCON Syntax Highlighting', '02Merge pull request #2923 from NeQuissimus/masterAdd HOCON Syntax Highlighting' (https://github.com/wbond/package_control_channel/compare/fa0550cdbb...70cb18218a) 02:33:10 *** mama has quit (Ping timeout) 02:35:00 heh 02:35:12 I use chrome because ff crashes like a bitch all the time 02:35:53 and people smarter than me about such things tell me that firefox's gpu/opengl bindings are very on-spec and thus tend to tickle proprietary nvidia drivers in linux the wrong way 02:36:26 (which in my case leads to 30s gui lockups that increase in frequency as the tab count increases) 02:37:05 the other bitch of it is that firefox slows down really quickly with additional addons 04:03:47 hilarious 04:03:54 just found instagram embeds 04:03:59 didn't even know instagram did embeds 04:04:31 I was stuck like hell going "wtf is this goddamned cloudfront js"... 04:21:41 I like that adage.com isn't slathered in ads 04:21:45 there's something poetic about that 06:51:54 *** pzuraq has quit (User quit: Leaving...) 08:29:49 *** pzuraq (pzuraq@cryto-BAE76FBA.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #crytocc 09:19:28 *** pzuraq has quit (Input/output error) 09:26:11 *** pzuraq (pzuraq@cryto-BAE76FBA.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #crytocc 09:29:12 *** pzuraq has quit (Ping 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'02add More Layouts', '02add More Layouts', '02Merge pull request #2924 from unknownuser88/masteradd More Layouts' (https://github.com/wbond/package_control_channel/compare/70cb18218a...bd95d0f0b1) 14:47:35 04FichteFoll made 2 commit(s) to 03package_control_channel on branch 10master: '02Added Sublime-VimL', '02Merge pull request #2925 from SalGnt/masterAdded Sublime-VimL' (https://github.com/wbond/package_control_channel/compare/bd95d0f0b1...a7baace0fd) 14:49:06 04FichteFoll made 2 commit(s) to 03package_control_channel on branch 10master: '02Add CV3 Build Template to the repository list', '02Merge pull request #2926 from thisishuey/masterAdd CV3 Build Template to the repository list' (https://github.com/wbond/package_control_channel/compare/a7baace0fd...ed7d45e059) 15:10:16 *** pzuraq (pzuraq@cryto-BAE76FBA.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #crytocc 15:13:25 *** pzuraq has quit (Ping timeout) 15:27:24 *** pzuraq (pzuraq@cryto-BAE76FBA.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #crytocc 15:30:06 *** iceTwy has quit (Ping timeout) 16:00:57 *** Zekka (zekka@cryto-51547254.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #crytocc 16:13:06 *** iceTwy (iceTwy@iceTwy.users.cryto) has joined #crytocc 16:33:56 *** mama (me@99202341.FD884D39.7DDFDFA6.IP) has joined #crytocc 16:53:30 *** iceTwy has quit (Ping timeout) 16:55:38 *** iceTwy (iceTwy@iceTwy.users.cryto) has joined #crytocc 17:33:10 http://pastebin.com/f7DPskc7 17:33:23 * ElectRo` grabs some popcorn 17:37:48 Oh shit wuts this 17:38:08 mtgox database 17:39:59 awww no free bitcoin :( 17:40:10 i was moping there be leak of wallets 17:43:40 that would be hilarious if that happened 17:44:38 yeah 17:44:45 300 million free bitcoins:) 17:45:09 I told him to upload the files to uc download 17:45:33 Woops wrong irc netowrk XD 18:36:07 You could just link to where it was originally posted http://blog.magicaltux.net/ // cc ElectRo` 18:42:45 aaaaaaaaand MtGox pwned again 18:42:56 http://blog.magicaltux.net/2014/03/09/mtgox-2014-hack-database-revealed-live-from-mark-karpeless-reddit-account/ 18:47:06 *** Curious (Curious@214BAD32.BF2137FC.41DBD1D7.IP) has joined #crytocc 18:47:16 hi 18:47:54 Nobody is here. 19:05:05 *** T0rT1ller (T0rT1ller@cryto-C1F467AE.us-west-1.compute.amazonaws.com) has joined #crytocc 19:06:27 *** T0rT1ller has quit (User quit: Connection closed) 19:08:06 Curious yes there is 19:18:21 DrWhat 19:18:40 Can I ask you a ridiculous question in private? 19:18:51 O_o 19:18:57 Haha 19:18:58 how ridiculous 19:19:03 Well quite funny 19:19:08 I'm a strange persona 19:19:15 ok tell me 19:21:53 *** foolex has quit (Client exited) 19:24:29 iceTwy: I already linked it :p 19:25:07 * Curious slaps ElectRo` around a bit with a large fishbot 19:27:09 *** foolex (foolex@5D6B0912.EC145393.9A74EEF1.IP) has joined #crytocc 19:33:34 Curious is a girl :3 19:34:07 Am I the only girl here? 19:35:17 no 19:37:02 04FichteFoll made 6 commit(s) to 03package_control_channel on branch 10master: '02Adding LondonUnderground package', '02Fixing indentation and adding labels', '02Sorting keys', '02Fixing indentation', '02Fixing indentation', '02Merge pull request #2928 from sabarasaba/LondonUnderground-PackageAdding LondonUnderground package' (https://github.com/wbond/package_control_channel/compare/ed7d45e059...cfa2a67dbc) 19:40:18 excellent 19:40:22 gox got gox'd 19:41:30 half the time I play the girl here, when nobody who is actually female will 19:41:31 lol 19:42:46 hahaha 19:42:58 and im a filmmaking student in NYC, no clue in hacking or anon 19:43:03 I dont know how I ended up here 19:45:39 well this channel doesn't do either of those topics, so I don't know how you ended up here either :D 19:47:30 You're welcome to hang around, though :) 19:47:45 Mostly you'd just be interacting with my internal monologue though 19:47:46 :D 19:48:47 haha 19:48:50 monologues are fine with me 19:48:56 used to hearing them 19:49:03 :P 19:55:20 >.> 19:55:23 I HAVE A BONER 19:55:37 joepie91 come look 19:55:46 7Welcome joepie91 and offers 4a red rose 3------'--'--õ4@ 19:56:07 I wish I knew what it feels like to have a boner :( 19:56:40 I wish i knew what it feels like to be mtgox 19:56:50 somewhat like being turned on in an inappropriate context :P 19:56:53 to have all the internet hate you 19:57:17 NP: [ZZ Top - La Grange] [Greatest Hits] [809kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.6.1 19:59:08 I love being wholly inappropriate in company channels 20:00:15 can someone punch typekit for me, so they can stop arbitrarily limiting font usage by motherfucking pageviews 20:01:33 NP: [ZZ Top - My Head's In Mississippi] [Greatest Hits] [923kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.6.1 20:03:39 I suppose I'll do it next time I ride by adobe's sjc office 20:03:41 lol 20:04:20 but seriously what the hell. 100/year for 1m pageviews per month 20:04:40 our biggest customer would need three times that many views :| 20:06:41 NP: [Billy Idol - Rebel Yell] [Greatest Hits] [833kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.6.1 20:12:43 *** foolex has quit (Ping timeout) 20:14:22 04FichteFoll made 2 commit(s) to 03package_control_channel on branch 10master: '02Typewriter, multiple builds', '02Merge pull request #2927 from alehandrof/masterTypewriter, multiple builds' (https://github.com/wbond/package_control_channel/compare/cfa2a67dbc...dec138446b) 20:15:53 04FichteFoll made 2 commit(s) to 03package_control_channel on branch 10master: '02Add FramerCompletion', '02Merge pull request #2929 from awt2542/masterAdd FramerCompletion' (https://github.com/wbond/package_control_channel/compare/dec138446b...271824da94) 20:16:33 hello all 20:17:24 sup Sabit :D 20:17:42 hi dorotea :D 20:29:20 BALLS 20:30:56 balz 20:31:19 *** GCHQ (GCHQ@BD7E08CB.6902A178.4F758E50.IP) has joined #crytocc 20:31:59 what does it mean "Zekka" 20:32:11 ? 20:34:29 SpaghettiCode? lol 20:34:58 what a fucking pseudo! 20:36:06 look, this one is the best: lysobit (lol) 20:37:04 *** foolex (foolex@5D6B0912.EC145393.9A74EEF1.IP) has joined #crytocc 20:37:31 hoooo 20:37:36 wut 20:37:38 that's some next level shit right there 20:37:39 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7369209 20:37:55 the replies by mindslight 20:38:05 my view of humanity just rose a bit 20:38:21 your view of humanity? 20:38:27 whats view? 20:38:46 do you mean: a world governed by anonymous? 20:39:07 .welcome GCHQ 20:39:07 GCHQ : welcome to #crytocc! Please be aware that this channel is publicly logged, and make sure to read the rules in the channel topic. You may hide messages from the public logs by prefixing them with [off]. 20:40:25 dorotea: are anonymous currently planning to control the world? 20:41:06 because if it is the case, we will not let you do that 20:41:08 *** Curious has quit (Ping timeout) 20:41:37 GCHQ:) you continue to violate the rules of this channel, jeez. You're in the wrong chan for that subject. 20:42:20 ok 20:42:29 what is your name, dorotea? 20:42:44 and your age please? 20:42:57 his name is Ariel Naim 20:43:16 Ariel Naim? really? 20:43:30 thats just not possible 20:43:50 Yeah man. 46 year old Architect specializing in Net-Zero commercial buildings. 20:44:01 we localized him in UK 20:44:28 i died a little 20:44:46 you dieed? 20:44:55 GCHQ I am already in control of the world 20:45:14 problem :trollface; 20:45:20 i am the world 20:45:21 the world is me 20:45:29 Tis true 20:45:33 DrWhat controls me 20:45:40 DrWhat and Sabit are just trolls 20:45:55 I am not a troll 20:45:55 * dorotea hops on Sabit's back and slaps to go faster 20:46:05 i'm definitely not trolling 20:46:20 joepie91 GCHQ hurt my feels 20:46:22 dont hide your webcams please 20:46:35 My webcam fell on the floor 20:46:37 I have never owned a webcam, heh. 20:46:44 Hope you have a foot fetish 20:46:49 & 20:47:04 mine is pointing in the direction of my foot... 20:47:26 XD 20:47:36 anons love feet 20:47:41 !topic 20:47:46 .topic 20:47:53 uhhh 20:48:06 spagbowlcode work 20:48:16 EXCELLENT http://storify.com/Amtrak/amtrakresidency-1 they launched it! http://blog.amtrak.com/amtrakresidency/ 20:48:18 .tupac 20:48:22 spagbowlcode? 20:48:34 a new attack? 20:48:38 yes 20:48:42 It uses feet 20:48:52 lots of feet 20:48:52 we will not let you do that 20:48:55 I prefer a multidicks approach 20:49:07 but eh, to each their own 20:49:14 it causes a foot to croch situation 20:49:15 dorotea: do you like dicks? 20:49:29 lots of foot to croch situation 20:49:35 and prooven very affective 20:50:53 why do dorotea talk about dicks? 20:51:17 dorotea: are you gay? 20:51:21 why do [totally a pronoun] talk about dicks 20:51:26 this is a gay orgy channel 20:51:29 personal pronoun that is 20:51:30 :P 20:51:43 omg 20:52:02 * DrWhat fondles joepie91 20:52:18 who is submissive, who is dominant? 20:52:38 Your doing it wrong 20:52:42 ./whois 20:52:50 ^_6 20:52:51 dominto 20:52:51 what? 20:52:54 ^_6 20:53:06 6_6 20:53:17 7_7 20:53:21 o7 20:54:06 (>o_o)> 20:54:10 sorry dorotea about the remark 20:54:30 if your gay keep enjoying your gay life 20:54:43 dont pay attention on us 20:54:57 we dont care about gay ppl 20:56:03 oops 20:56:05 CTCP? whats that? 20:57:27 cunts and tits; cocks and pecs 20:58:05 haha 20:58:10 CTCP, man 20:58:11 Sabit: your watching lot of porn 20:58:25 how do you know? 20:59:05 your browser... 20:59:36 ok guys 21:00:00 your trying to prouve your hacking abilities 21:00:15 let us tel u that your just ridiculous 21:00:40 your grammar has proven your intellectual power :P 21:01:11 we have better hackers working with us 21:01:54 i wish i was a hacker 21:02:01 then i would write code a lot more efficiently 21:02:18 DrWhat: stop doing that 21:02:26 your just ridiculous 21:02:32 Stop doing what 21:02:36 You dont like it 21:02:50 cause that IP adress is not our real IP adress 21:02:58 smurf! 21:03:26 GCHQ is from britain al right 21:03:48 yes 21:04:03 but the IP adress is NOT the right one 21:05:20 Your clock its 12 second out of sync 21:05:28 you mite want to fix that 21:05:37 lol 21:05:47 thank you DrWhat 21:06:00 you should work with us 21:06:05 I did 21:06:11 you didnt like me 21:06:18 So i left 21:06:22 ah ok 21:06:31 u2? 21:06:50 are you the faggot agent? are you John? 21:08:13 where did Curious go :( 21:08:21 idk :( 21:08:25 :( 21:08:26 no your lying 21:08:31 it's probably GCHQ's fault 21:08:34 lying smurfs 21:08:39 yeah 21:08:41 i dont like him 21:08:51 !votekick GCHQ 21:09:02 votekick? 21:09:09 whats that? 21:09:19 hes dumber then i thought 21:09:48 botpie91, Tell joepie91 please kick GCHQ 21:09:56 botpie91, tell joepie91 please kick GCHQ 21:09:56 DrWhat: I'll pass that on when joepie91 is around. 21:10:09 we re not on the fucking anonymous stuff 21:10:30 DrWhat: your definitly on our list 21:10:51 am i on the list too? 21:10:57 is it the list for ice cream? 21:11:02 i would really love some ice cream right now 21:11:05 No one you want is here 21:11:07 IM GETTING MAD 21:11:12 FED! 21:11:12 *** DrWhat (Cryto_BNC@DrWhat.users.cryto) has joined #crytocc 21:11:15 :p 21:11:24 LOL 21:11:38 foul language 21:11:40 too good.. 21:11:46 To foul 21:11:52 DrWhat: stop using foul language 21:11:56 Never say fed 21:12:12 saying fed is bad, and you should be slapped 21:12:24 GCHQ say fed 21:12:34 do you mean, the fed? 21:12:39 the bank? 21:12:40 no say fed 21:13:19 hes no saying fed 21:13:22 why 21:13:26 hes a pussy 21:13:43 we respect the fed bank 21:13:55 I pissed on the fed bnk 21:14:04 with my giant penis 21:14:04 fuck you 21:14:09 I dont like feds 21:14:18 * GCHQ slaps DrWhat around a bit with a large fishbot 21:14:26 -.- 21:14:57 GCHQ you are so stoned that if decici to commit suicide loads the gun with blanks! 21:15:19 swag 21:15:32 stop saying faggoties DrWhat 21:15:44 4,15 You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor puts you were you came out of!! 21:16:30 another teenager 21:16:57 4,12 GCHQ AN ASSHOLE, COVERED IN SHIT FROM ASS 21:17:07 damnit 21:17:09 wrong colour 21:17:49 stupid smurf 21:18:03 what's a smurf 21:18:19 thats ppl like you Sabit 21:18:30 that doesn't say anything 21:18:32 i'm not a person 21:19:03 yes your right 21:19:09 I'm an electrochemical contraption communicating with you via text interface 21:19:11 your a smurf, in fact 21:19:35 my program has detected error in every statement you have made, GCHQ 21:19:42 dorotea: we know you, so stop saying stupid stuff 21:20:20 GCHQ:) I suspect you don't :) 21:20:31 ariel is a nice person 21:20:54 thats not his real name 21:21:41 "his" 21:21:42 heh 21:22:12 ;) 21:22:20 dorotea is from UK 21:22:20 i died 21:22:28 he is about 35 yo 21:22:36 never married 21:22:45 what if i told you that dorotea is a girl 21:22:49 or a shemale 21:23:02 and just graduated university 21:23:02 all the time masturbating in front of a porn movie 21:23:20 and doesn't exist 21:24:00 now Sabit try to save his friend 21:24:07 *tries 21:24:08 GCHQ am i mariied 21:24:18 i'm married to dorotea 21:24:24 lol 21:24:38 yes we know 21:24:42 two fags 21:24:56 but you just said dorotea wasn't married 21:25:02 Sono sposato con Maria Mazza 21:26:28 mmm 21:26:45 what is logic 21:26:50 p=np 21:27:01 p=np? 21:27:06 ? 21:27:08 penis=no penis? 21:27:18 wow what a fag 21:27:43 yeah seriously 21:27:51 what do you mean by p=np? 21:28:38 you must be Sir Stew Piddle 21:29:57 ? 21:30:21 a gay porn actor? 21:30:38 that's you right? 21:30:49 Xeross, i could have but what happens when it disappears 21:31:23 this channel is full of fags 21:31:51 you're right at home, then 21:32:02 you are the only non automated AI so... 21:32:45 stop with your fucking automated AI 21:32:51 its just ridiculous 21:33:18 yeah baby, don't hate on gchq, he's just a bayes filter 21:33:40 :( 21:33:41 sorry 21:33:52 <3 21:34:11 bayes filter? 21:34:38 whats that smurf word? 21:35:43 dorotea: stop watching porn 21:35:55 I don't watch porn. 21:36:02 THE COMPANION CUBE 21:36:04 IS REAL 21:36:05 http://espark.co/ 21:36:18 yes you do 21:36:27 The First Artificial Intelligence Home Console Dedicated To Your Happiness. 21:36:33 OMG 21:36:39 it is real 21:36:54 Ikr 21:36:56 I FOUND IT 21:36:58 ITS ME 21:36:59 I mean, unless you count geopolitics as porn, I don't watch porn 21:36:59 FUCKOFF 21:36:59 if you want will give you the last url you watched 21:37:12 Ok 21:37:14